humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

backdoorteenmom:


It looks like he’s wearing tall red boots, black stockings, and white booty shorts

backdoorteenmom:

It looks like he’s wearing tall red boots, black stockings, and white booty shorts

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

bugg-love:

hellyeahjakebugg:

namelessellie:

GUYS WHAT IS THIS 

THE HELL IS THIS

ummmm grant ?! looking ever so lovely…. these might be my new all time favourites.

weskerchomp:

i still cant believe ashens had a book physically made called “fifty thousand shades of grey” that is just the phrase “Shades of grey.” written fifty thousand times

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validx2:

Got yo girl on the

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breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

trait:

PRIVATE INSTAGRAMS ARE SO ANNOYING FUCK I JUST WANNA STALK PEOPLE

rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.